Love Letter

Interior Tube train or bus. MAN sits there (or gets on).

In C.U. he takes an envelope from an inside pocket and fondly extracts the letter. As he begins reading a FEMALE VOICEOVER fades in.

V.O.:   Dearest Flopsy, How wonderful it was to have you all to my snuggly-squggly self this weekend. Your Bendy-Wendy is already counting the hours till she can next have her little bunnykins here so she can do all those naughty squelchy things she likes doing so much…

The MAN has begun to look uncomfortable. Now he turns round in his seat.

MAN:  Look, do you mind?

PULL BACK to reveal a GIRL as the source of the VOICEOVER, brazenly reading the letter aloud over his shoulder. The rest of the passengers, who have been sitting there rapt, reluctantly start getting back to their own drab lives.