Salvation Army

(pub scene. CHAP drinking by himself. Enter a Salvation Army WOMAN)

WOMAN:       Excuse me, sir, I wonder if I might interest you in a War Cry?

CHAP:            Oh. Well, yes, all right, go on then.

WOMAN:       (yelling) Come on, men, up and at the bastards! LET’S SPILL SOME GUTS FOR THE DEAR OLD QUEEN!

CHAP:            Thank you very much.

                        (he gives her money. She goes out again)