Sitting

(DOCTOR’s surgery. PATIENT enters)

DOCTOR:      Good morning, and what seems to be the trouble?

PATIENT:      Well, recently, doctor, I’ve been having trouble sitting.

DOCTOR:      I see. Would you mind showing me?

            (PATIENT sits down)

                        Well, that seems all right. How long have you had the symptoms?

PATIENT:      Ever since I moved here from Seffield.